January 2012
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"Don't Cry For Me I'm Already Dead" by Rebecca... →
apineappleheart:
cracked:
The saddest comic you’ll ever read about quoting The Simpsons. Probably?
Oh great, because I totally needed a reason to start weeping.
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“Diehl is so fond of Eli that when Eli takes off running, Diehl gets up and...”
– Giants lineman David Diehl, on Eli Manning
D’awwww
crotchthrustinlikeitaintnothin replied to your...
Bless you.
“There is a question I have been wanting to understand the answer to, but have...”
– Michelle Williams, about Heath Ledger (via babyilaichit)
Is there an add-on that adds the date and time to...
Random Stuff!: Peter Dinklage's shout out. →
strangerwmf:
If you’re curious: this is the guy who Peter Dinklage told us to “google” at the end of his acceptance speech at the Golden Globes.
Dwarf left disabled after being thrown to the ground
A dwarf who is facing life in a wheelchair after being picked up and thrown to the ground has blamed…
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Virgin > Rapist.
Go Tebow.
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“Never get caught trying to tell a hockey player it’s just a game. Never...”
– The monologue during the finale of Rangers/Flyers 24/7, narrated by Liev Schrieber
December 2011
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As a Yankee fan, I love my team.
But I fucking despise an overwhelming majority of the fan base. This is because the overwhelming majority of Yankee fans are loud, spoiled, obnoxious, mouth breathing bandwagoners. Fucking cumstains.
C'mon Fighters, I wanna know who paid $60 million...
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This is my day.
Go to Carsten Holler’s “Experience” at the New Museum.
Meet awesome girl.
Have excellent time with said awesome girl.
Forget to get awesome girl’s phone number and forget to give her yours.
Balls. Dirty fucking balls.
omg ryan braun noooooooo
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““We don’t know if the suspect fled or the extent of the injuries to the...”
– MSNBC’s Mike Williams on the Virginia Tech shooting suspect
VA Tech website provides emergency numbers: ... →
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ABC News: Shots Reportedly Fired At Virginia Tech →
“Virginia Tech says gunshots have been reported on campus, and authorities are seeking a suspect.
The university said in a Thursday post on Twitter that the shots were reported at the coliseum parking lot and that people should remain inside.
The suspect is described as a white male wearing gray sweat pants, gray hat with neon green brim, maroon hoodie and backpack.”
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Sidney Crosby is a vampire.
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November 2011
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BOB COSTAS DEMANDS YOU GET OFF HIS LAWN.
The "relationship" post has been kicking around...
The funny thing is, I hadn’t even planned on putting it to keyboard.
I was just on Tumblr when I saw a friend writing about how upset she was about her ex and how much of an asshole and a waste of time he was. The story popped up in my mind again, and I just said “well, as long as I’m here, let me tell you a story…” and up it went.
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Let me tell you a story.
Sophomore year of college, end of the school day. I go to the cafeteria to grab a bite to eat before I leave. I get my food, I find a table, I start to eat.
Across from me, there’s some girl having a pretty intense phone conversation with…someone. It’s not my business, I pay no mind. Finally, after a few moments, she finishes with a “FUCK OFF!” and hangs up.
...
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“The average age of incoming freshmen to national medical schools is 24 years...”
– Lookout Landing editor Jeff Sullivan, writing about the passing of twenty-four year old Seattle Mariners outfielder Greg Halman. Halman was stabbed to death in the Netherlands early Monday morning. Greg’s brother has been arrested in connection with the murder.
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I need to talk to someone. Anyone. Please.
I'm not sure how it happened, I'm going to see...
One thing I do know, one of you motherfuckers is coming with me.
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Classes = cancelled.
Welp, my day just opened wide up.
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“Apparently, 56 years ago today, a terrible lightning storm happened somewhere in...”
– “Fifty-six years ago today…”
Right On: Is it just me... →
workandentropy:
or won’t a lack of violent response to the Penn State rioters by police basically confirm that violent crackdowns on occupy protestors are really, fundamentally about class warfare?
A simplistic analysis, I know. But, bearing in mind the stark contrast in motivations and…
There’s video of police spraying mace and pepper spray at students. There was also the fact...
“I will tell ya, it’s three agencies of government, when I get (to the White...”
– Republican presidential candidate RICK PERRY, having a moment at tonight’s CNBC debates.
(via inothernews)
I am so afraid for this election. Why are all the candidates completely illiterate sexist racist pigs?
(via bennettbrink)
“All”? Surely you couldn’t be including Huntsman in this?
(via...
“I will tell ya, it’s three agencies of government, when I get (to the White...”
– Republican presidential candidate RICK PERRY, having a moment at tonight’s CNBC debates.
(via inothernews)
I am so afraid for this election. Why are all the candidates completely illiterate sexist racist pigs?
(via bennettbrink)
“All”? Surely you couldn’t be including Huntsman...
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