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    As a Yankee fan, I love my team.

    But I fucking despise an overwhelming majority of the fan base. This is because the overwhelming majority of Yankee fans are loud, spoiled, obnoxious, mouth breathing bandwagoners. Fucking cumstains.

    Michael Kay said after Game 1 that the series was over. He was wrong. Michael Kay guaranteed that the Yankees would handle Colby Lewis tonight. He was wrong.

    So, because of that, as Kay would say, “SEE YA!”


    We Bleed Blue
    Shut up. This was not a bad season.
    • 90+ wins.
    • Deep October run.
    • The ring ceremony.
    • The Steinbrenner game.
    • The comeback wins.

    You can’t win it all every year. Great job, guys. I’m very proud.

    What happened in Cleveland (building of Jacobs Field) will eventually happen to Yankee Stadium. We grow. We can hold on to traditions in certain ways, but we can’t hold on to all of it forever. Look at the restrooms at Yankee Stadium: They’re not good enough anymore. I go to the World Series at Yankee Stadium and see a long line of guys waiting to get into the men’s room. Waiting! All I can do is say, “Hey, guys, hang tough!
    George Steinbrenner, Esquire, 2002
    There are certain names that go over well,
    Like Pena, Ramos, Carrasquel,
    With liquid sounds so panoramic.
    And strangely, they all are Hispanic.
    Aurelio, Hipolito, Cecilio, Domingo
    Have a lovelier sound than American lingo.
    What native name could I ever tell so
    Musically, as Valdivielso?
    And no native name could ever show us
    The splendor of Salome Barojas.
    When asked what some of his favorite player names were, the late Bob Sheppard decided to write a verse.
    Shut up, Joe West.

    I’d love to have your job. Stand behind the plate, essentially watching baseball all day. I’d get to be as fat as I want, make as many mistakes as I want, knowing that anyone who argues with me is gonna get fined or suspended. (That’s if I don’t throw them out of the game first.) And yet you still find a way to bitch. If you’re still in Massachusetts, you and Angel Hernandez should take a trip to the Back Bay and never come back.

    I’m sorry that my friend Mark continues to whine about his running the Brewers. We play by all the rules and there doesn’t seem to be any complaints when teams such as the Brewers receive hundreds of millions of dollars that they get from us in revenue sharing the last few years. Take some of that money that you get from us and use that to sign your players.

    “The question that should be asked is: Where has the hundreds of millions of dollars in revenue sharing gone?


    Yankees team president Randy Levine, telling Brewers owner Mark Attanasio to kindly shut the fuck up.
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