Go to Carsten Holler’s “Experience” at the New Museum.
Meet awesome girl.
Have excellent time with said awesome girl.
Forget to get awesome girl’s phone number and forget to give her yours.
Balls. Dirty fucking balls.
Long ass walk to the store, having to fucking fight my way through a crowded sidewalk to get to the back of the (insanely) long line, nearly shitting myself when I realized that the fucking line went all the way up the long-as-fuck sidewalk and around the corner (cut that shit, BTW), standing in the middle of muggy NYC waiting for the line to move (which it did, very quickly) so we could get in. Remind me to never go to a grand opening of anything ever again.
The store itself was lovely. Very big, but simple enough to navigate and all the attendants were friendly. Everything was easy to find, and checkout lines moved insanely fast. No complaints.
![Drive too fast and you’ll see dead people.
The city will be unveiling electronic boards that show an image of a skeleton if a passing driver exceeds the speed limit - a tactic Mayor Bloomberg hopes will scare motorists into going slower.
“[We] will target the biggest killer on our roads - speeding - in the most dangerous locations,” Bloomberg said Tuesday, adding that traffic fatalities citywide have been cut by a third since 2001.
The skeleton boards are meant to emphasize that reduced speed leads to fewer traffic fatalities, Transportation Commissioner Janette Sadik-Khan said.
A pedestrian struck by a car going at 30mph rather than 40mph is 3.5 times more likely to survive, she said.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llb9n6dXxD1qzzy5go1_500.jpg)
Urban explorer Steve Duncan goes places nobody in their right mind would go, examining hidden infrastructure — the tunnels, subways, and sewers — of cities all over the world. Watch him reveal New York City’s secret underground world.
(Source: jalopnik.com)
